1000 Although there have been hardships in the past, your future now looks bright.
1001 Distant countries beacon to you now more than ever. Now is the time for travel.
1002 Executive ability is prominent in your make up.
1003 Good health will be yours for a long time.
1004 Good news will come to you.
1005 Although there have been hardships in the past, your future now looks bright.
1006 Distant countries beacon to you now more than ever. Now is the time for travel.
1007 Executive ability is prominent in your make up.
1008 Good health will be yours for a long time.
1009 Good news will come to you by e-mail.
1010 Good news will come to you by mail.
1011 Good news will come to you by telephone.
1012 Good news will come to you through a close friend.
1013 Happy events will take place shortly in your home.
1014 Hardships will be coming soon. It is best to prepare now.
1015 In your life, excitement is welcomed, now more than ever.
1016 Now is a good time to finish up old tasks.
1017 Now is not the time to wonder. You are needed at home.
1018 Now is the time to try something new.
1019 Outside pressure to change will cause your long held value system to strengthen.
1020 People like you because you are different, don't change.
1021 Soon you will be sitting on top of the world.
1022 Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
1023 You are a bundle of energy. Always on the go.
1024 You are a person of culture.
1025 You are a person of dignity.
1026 You are a person of respect.
1027 You are always welcome in any gathering.
1028 You are careful and systematic in your business arrangements.
1029 You are going to have a very comfortable old age.
1030 You are kind-hearted and hospitable, cheerful and well liked.
1031 You are needed elsewhere.
1032 You are next in line for a promotion.
1033 You are one of the people who 'goes places in life.'
1034 You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
1035 You display the wonderful traits of patience and understanding.
1036 You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
1037 You have a natural grace and a great consideration for others.
1038 You have a reputation for being straight-forward and honest.
1039 You have a strong desire for a home and your family comes first.
1040 You have a strong desire to travel abroad.
1041 You have an unusually magnetic personality.
1042 You will be a very successful in your next life.
1043 You will be awarded some great honor.
1044 You will be fortunate if you seize the opportunity.
1045 You will be fortunate in the opportunities presented to you.
1046 You will be loved by many in your old age.
1047 You will be unusually successful in business.
1048 You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
1049 You will have good luck in your business affairs.
1050 You will have good luck in your personal affairs.
1051 You will make a change for the better.
1052 You will soon be involved in many gatherings and parties.
1053 You will soon experience a change in pace.
1054 You will step on the soil of many countries.
1055 Your existence is enough to make at least one person happy.
1056 Your luck has been completely changed today.
1057 Your mentality is alert, practical and analytical.
1058 Your personality defines you.
1059 Your personality is so powerful it often frightens others away.
1060 Your wisdom spans many lifetimes.
2000 You are going to be visited by the aliens.
2001 You are going to win the lottery - and lose your personality.
2002 Someday you'll be President. Then you'll be impeached.
2003 In four weeks you'll be fishing (you didn't need this job anyway).
2004 Your pot of spaghetti boilith over.
2005 Your cup spillith over.
2006 Your bank account will continue to be empty, uninterrupted.
2007 Love awaits you. With the emphasis on 'wait'!
2008 You will soon pass through a door - to the kitchen? Bathroom?
2009 Soon you shall learn a new skill - How to quickly click the 'OK' button to get rid of a boring fortune!
2010 Bleach can look tasty, but if you drink it, you will see the giant fortune cookie in the sky.
2011 DUCK!
2012 If you had a nickel for every time you said, 'If I had a nickel...' you'd have a lot of nickels!
2013 In the recent past you have been victorious.
2014 The aliens were here, but they left.
2015 The IRS will call you today.
2016 The mouse is your weapon of choice.
2017 There will be a new mahjongg CD in your future.
2018 You are being followed by a tall man in a dark coat. Look, there he is! Oh, you missed him.
2019 You are too paranoid, even though everyone really is out to get you.
2020 You will receive a fortune in the future!
2021 Your belief in fortunes will be shaken.
2022 You guessed it. This is another one of those fortunes that don't say anything.
2023 You love your family. So why haven't you spoken to them in so long?
2024 You may soon be the winner of $10,000,000! You might also be a figment of your computer's imagination!
2025 You may want to write this fortune down so you don't forget it.
2026 You will soon need some fresh air and sunshine.
2027 You should pay dearly for not flossing regularly.
2028 You shouldn't believe this fortune.
2029 This fortune is a lie.
2030 This fortune is a truth.
2031 You want the future? You can't handle the future!
2032 You will be getting a call about an upgrade within the next few months.
2033 You will be struck by a car next time you step into traffic.
2034 Anything that can go wrong will. Anything that can't go wrong, will go wrong.
2035 The stars indicate that you should go get a glass of water before playing another game.
2036 I predict you will continue breathing for the rest of your life.
2037 You will doubt the accuracy of this fortune.
2038 You will have a craving for fortune cookies after a few more games.
2039 You will have the disquieting feeling that you left the stove on.
2040 You will have the strangest urge to say 'Yeeeeeehaaaaaaw.'
2041 You will have used a computer before the day is over.
2042 You will meet secret agent Boris at the corner of 7'th and Elm Street. He will have your package in his left arm. The code word will be 'Fluttering bio-degradables'.
2043 You will never win the lotto. Now here's your lucky numbers...
2044 You will see the sky every time you look up, unless you're inside, in which case you will see the ceiling, unless of course you don't have a ceiling, in which case you will see the sky.
2045 You will shun all that is material, unless it is a MoraffWare CD ROM.
2046 You will soon reach a higher state of consciousness through Morejongg.
2047 You will think about listening to your conscience, but quickly put the idea aside.
2048 You will wonder what this fortune is trying to imply about your intelligence.
2049 You won't think this was very funny.
2050 Your evil plans for world domination will be foiled. Curses!
2051 Your fortune can be found in a cookie.
2052 Your life's achievement will hinge upon your next game of Morejongg.
2053 Confucius say: lovers in triangle not on square.
2054 The answers you seek can be found at the nearest convenience store.
2055 The future of your wealth depends on your friends...don't lend them money.
2056 To be or not to be...now that's a dumb question.
2057 You are a great asset to your friends...if you own a car.
2058 Your memory is much like a rabbit...short and fuzzy.
3000 Life is a wonderful habit.
3001 Life is habit-forming.
3002 Knowledge is power, but wisdom doesn't need power.
3003 Who wants to live forever?
3004 Innocence belongs to children, lovers, and the aged.
3005 All values are learned. Like a good car, we must be concerned with our values' performance and source.
3006 Will-power is habit forming.
3007 Self discipline is a skill.
3008 Intelligence is learned.
3009 If you think you can't when you can, you won't. If you think you can when you can't, you just might!
3010 It is best if your future remains a mystery.
3011 Self worth can be found through mastery.
3012 Stop searching forever. Happiness is right in front of you.
3013 The key to mastery is through your inner self.
3014 You are but a grain of salt in the great expanse of ocean around you.
3015 A bird caged too long may not wish to fly when released.
3016 A body at rest tends to stay at rest, while a body in motion tends to stay in motion.
3017 A civilization that regards nuclear energy as important and cooking as trivial is surely headed for destruction.
3018 A fool utters all on their mind. The wise wait till afterwards.
3019 A fool's mouth is their own destruction and their lips are the snare of their soul.
3020 A gentle person points out the admirable qualities of all and does not point out bad qualities. A petty one does just the opposite.
3021 A gentle person, well studied in literature, and abiding by the rules of ritual, will not go very wrong.
3022 A kind word with forgiveness is better than charity followed by insult.
3023 A lying tongue hates those that are afflicted by it, and a flattering mouth works ruin.
3024 A merry heart does good like medicine, but a broken spirit dries the bones.
3025 A moment is only the sharing of the space and time in which we observe.
3026 A problem encountered is an opportunity granted.
3027 A righteous one falling down before the wicked is as a troubled fountain, and a corrupt spring.
3028 A teacher should but teach the student to teach himself.
3029 A true ruler's wrath is as the roaring of a lion, but the favor must be as boisterous.
3030 A well trained horse isn't less exciting than a wild one.
3031 A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver.
3032 Acceptance is but a road to truth.
3033 Actions take less time to come true than wishes.
3034 Adults grow up to be children.
3035 All events are equal in value, one can not be said to be more important than another.
3036 All, in time, does pass.
3037 An ideal world can only be created by idealistic people.
3038 Answer a fool according to their folly, lest they be wise in their own conceit.
3039 Answer not a fool according to their folly, lest you be like unto them.
3040 Anyone learning without thought is lost; anyone thinking but not learning is in peril.
3041 As in chess small moves pave the way for big ones.
3042 As one plays on an instrument, the fate plays on us.
3043 As one that diligently seeks good procures favor, shall one who seeks mischief find it.
3044 Avert misunderstanding by calm poise and balance.
3045 Before destruction one's heart is haughty, and before honor is humility.
3046 Being overlooked can sometimes be a blessing.
3047 Boast not oneself of tomorrow, for one knows not what a day may bring forth.
3048 Both action and thought have tremendous impact on our environment.
3049 By keeping alive to what is happening, we live in the present.
3050 By nature, all are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide apart.
3051 Causality is but a collection of assumptions about sequential events.
3052 Caution is never cowardice.
3053 Confidence in one unfaithful in time of trouble is like a broken tooth, and a foot out of joint.
3054 Courage to set an example by word and deed is one of the best ways to bring about change.
3055 Death and life are in the power of the tongue and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof.
3056 Death is as essential to life as life itself.
3057 Denial only slows down the process of self-discovery.
3058 Discretion is the better part of valor.
3059 Do not do to others as you would not wish done to yourself.
3060 Don't drink and drive.
3061 Don't let friends drink and drive.
3062 Don't let friends impose on you. Work calmly and silently.
3063 Don't race a cheetah.
3064 Dreams are merely ourselves convincing ourselves of our true selves.
3065 Eat healthy foods and exercise regularly.
3066 Enthusiasm is life-giving, but deadly if misguided.
3067 Even a child is known by duties, whether they be pure and whether they be just.
3068 Every completion is a beginning as well.
3069 Everyone is a volume if you know how to read them.
3070 Everyone prudent deals with knowledge, but a fool lays open their folly.
3071 Everything happens at once.
3072 Everything is forever changing always.
3073 Everything is related.
3074 Faithful are the wounds of a friend, but deceitful are the kisses of an enemy.
3075 Fantasy is only a beginning.
3076 For all, the attainment of sincerity is the path to virtue.
3077 Forgive or forget.
3078 Getting out of the way and letting things happen is sometimes the best thing we can do.
3079 Giving others space, frees oneself in turn.
3080 Great thoughts come from the heart.
3081 Happiness is found only when you find yourself smiling.
3082 Hear what others say, listen to your inner voice.
3083 Hitchhiking is an adventure, but then again, so is rush hour traffic.
3084 Hope deferred makes the heart sick, but when the desire comes, it is a tree of life.
3085 Human responsibility for the world begins and ends with oneself.
3086 Humans believe they are devils pretending to be angels when, in fact, the reverse is true.
3087 If one's spirit knows principles as well as one breaths the air, the evils of the world are blinding.
3088 If there is any hope for the world it can only be found in small acts of personal kindness.
3089 If you have two legs-run; if you have one leg-hop; if you have no legs-fly.
3090 If you pick the wrong path, backtrack and try a new one.
3091 In all things success depends on preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure.
3092 In order to recognize the taste of joy, one must suffer.
3093 In youth and beauty, wisdom is rare.
3094 Irritation is something done to oneself.
3095 It is not good to do bad.
3096 It is the unexpected that usually happens.
3097 Keep your ducks in a row.
3098 Keep your feet on the ground even though friends may flatter you.
3099 Laughter is the best medicine.
3100 Listen not to the empty words of a jealous tongue.
3101 Listen not to the vain words of the empty tongue.
3102 Living is creative act in itself.
3103 Lollipops are good for your tongue, not your hair.
3104 Love involves respect for the time and space for all living beings.
3105 Many illnesses are self-inflicted.
3106 Maturity does not exclude playfulness.
3107 Measure twice, cut once.
3108 Mental wounds heal far slower than physical.
3109 Morals are far more valuable than community instilled ethics.
3110 Most anger is only fear. Most depression is only anger.
3111 Music can soothe more than just the savage beast.
3112 Necessity is a reality term.
3113 Never take anything too seriously.
3114 Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
3115 Not only should one recompense injury with justice, one must recompense kindness with kindness as well.
3116 Nothing is by chance, everything happens because it has to.
3117 Nothing is insignificant.
3118 Observe yourself living from time to time. It can be enlightening.
3119 On the stage of life a change of scene can further the action.
3120 One becomes poor when dealing with a slackened hand, but a diligent hand makes one rich.
3121 One of virtue will not seek to live at the expense of humanity and will die for the sake of humanity.
3122 One shouldn't bite off more than one can chew.
3123 One soul may exist in many bodies.
3124 One that bears false witness against one's neighbor is a maul, and a sword, and a sharp arrow.
3125 One that deals in evil shall flee to their own doom, let none stand in their way.
3126 One that gathers in summer is wise, while one that sleeps in harvest is shameful.
3127 One that hides hatred with lying lips, is as much the fool as the one that utters the slander.
3128 One that is void of wisdom despises the neighbor, but the one of understanding holds the former at peace.
3129 One that keeps one's mouth shut keeps one's life, but one who opens wide one's lips shall have destruction.
3130 One void of understanding strikes with the hand of a fool, as this is revealed in the presence of friends.
3131 One who answers on a matter before one knows of it, folly and shame.
3132 One who causes the righteous to go astray shall fall themselves into the same pit.
3133 One who does not heed their own history is doomed to the same downfalls.
3134 One who has been offended is harder to be won than a strong city.
3135 One who has no rule over one's own spirit is like a city that is broken down, and without walls.
3136 One who is poor and oppresses the poor is like a sweeping rain that leaves no food.
3137 One who is prudent sees the evil and hides oneself, while the simple pass on, and are punished.
3138 One who runs behind a car gets exhausted.
3139 One's spirit will sustain one's infirmity, but a wounded spirit, who can bear.
3140 Only by pride does contention come, but with the well advised is wisdom.
3141 Only the fool despises wisdom and instruction.
3142 Open rebuke is better than secret love.
3143 Our first and last love is self love.
3144 People generally shout at each other when they are far apart.
3145 Philosophy is just another way of confusing someone else.
3146 Poverty and meanness are what all dislike; but if they cannot be avoided in the proper way, they should not be avoided.
3147 Quitting is not always a bad idea.
3148 Relinquishing power can be the most powerful thing that can be done.
3149 Riches and honors acquired by inhumanity are to me as a floating cloud.
3150 Riches and honors are what all desire; but if they cannot be obtained in the proper way, they should be let go.
3151 Right now, you occupy a point where three lines reach across the expanse of time and space and intersect only there, and that you and only you possess.
3152 Say no to drugs.
3153 Seeing in the dark isn't done with one's eyes.
3154 Simply seeing is an act of creation.
3155 Sincerity is the end and beginning of things; without sincerity there would be nothing.
3156 Slothfulness casts one into a deep sleep, and an idle soul shall suffer hunger.
3157 Slow and steady wins the race.
3158 Smile and others will smile with you.
3159 Snowflakes aren't the only things that hold beauty in their diversity.
3160 Some people are at their best asleep.
3161 Sometimes we must learn to ask for what is needed.
3162 Starting a fire is far easier than extinguishing one.
3163 Strange coincidences may be but the normal workings of the universe.
3164 Study the past, live in the present, prepare for the future.
3165 Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
3166 That all things do indeed pass is revealed when a child's sadness gives way to laughter.
3167 That which shatters the silence we call noise. That which enhances the silence we call music.
3168 The artist is but an instrument through which the universe unveils itself.
3169 The chicken is only the egg's way of reproducing itself.
3170 The ego massage is undoubtedly a pleasant pastime, but hardly the most rewarding.
3171 The grass is always greener on the other side.
3172 The greatest battles are fought within oneself.
3173 The greatest gift one can give to another is to reveal oneself.
3174 The heart can be an enemy of the intellect.
3175 The heart is sometimes wiser than the intellect.
3176 The heart is wiser than the intellect.
3177 The highest form of control is knowing when to let go.
3178 The insane are often the most perceptive.
3179 There is no power greater than the power of love.
3180 The key to happiness fits in a shiny new sports car.
3181 The lips of righteous feed many, but the fools die for want of wisdom.
3182 The meaning of life can be found in a can of alphabet soup.
3183 The memory of the blessed is forever blessed, but the names of the wicked shall rot.
3184 The merciful one does good to one's own soul, but one that is cruel troubles one's own.
3185 The mind of the superior one is conversant with virtue; the mind of the base one is conversant with gain.
3186 The more fictitious one's history becomes the more one is doomed to encounter one's true past.
3187 The most amazing place you will ever be in your life time is where you are each day.
3188 The most knowledgeable is rarely the wisest.
3189 The most rigid trees are the first to be snapped when wind blows.
3190 The naming of some things as important and others as unimportant is but a value judgment, a product of human ego.
3191 The one who digs the pit shall fall therein and the one that rolls a stone, it will return upon them.
3192 The only thing known for sure is what is believed.
3193 The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
3194 The present is where we live, yet we can never know it as well as our past.
3195 The progress of the superior one is upwards; the progress of the one lacking in virtues is downwards.
3196 The realm of the unknown must always be respected.
3197 The road less traveled gets you helplessly lost.
3198 The road less traveled leads you nowhere.
3199 The rule is the exception.
3200 The sanctity of one's beliefs should be respected.
3201 The secret of life should not be known as then it would no longer be a secret.
3202 The secret to concentration is the acceptance of endless distractions.
3203 The simplest things in life are the most important.
3204 The sloth desire and have nothing, while the diligent shall be fat with wealth.
3205 The slothful one says, 'There is a lion in the way, a lion in the streets.'
3206 The speaker of lies reveals the secret, where the trustworthy never seem to know of such things.
3207 The superior one is anxious lest one should not get truth; one is not anxious lest poverty should come upon him.
3208 The superior one is modest in speech, but exceeds in actions.
3209 The thoughts of the righteous are always right, where the counsels to the wicked are wrought with deceit.
3210 The true church is one's own heart.
3211 The unknown is not to feared, but to be known.
3212 The wisest is not always the most knowledgeable.
3213 The world is always ready to receive talent with open arms.
3214 There is always a place to be alone.
3215 There is always something smaller and always something bigger.
3216 There is human time and there is nature's time. We must plan our schedule around both.
3217 There will be always be someone better, but there may not be anyone worse.
3218 Those who shun you need not be shunned, they have done it to themselves.
3219 To be a skillful criminal detective one must have an acute criminal mind.
3220 To be content is to be enlightened.
3221 To be fond of learning is to be next to knowledge.
3222 To give charity publicly is good, while anonymous giving awards one with divinity.
3223 To judge of others by what is ourselves is part of what limits humanity.
3224 To know wisdom and instruction is to perceive the words of understanding.
3225 To simply remain still may be humanities greatest challenge.
3226 To the insane the sane are insane, and vice-versa.
3227 To the sleeper, the waking life is recurring dream.
3228 Treasures of wickedness profit nothing.
3229 Trees are made of wood.
3230 Understanding only begins with the act of perception.
3231 Violence only covers the mouths of the wicked and blessings are upon the heads of the just.
3232 Virtue is not left to stand alone. One who practices it will have many neighbors.
3233 War does not determine who's right, war only determines who's will be left to say they were right.
3234 We see much, observe little, and perceive less.
3235 Wealth gained through vanity can only diminish, where wealth gained through labor will increase.
3236 What can we say with absolute certainty?
3237 What the gentle demand is something of themselves. What the petty demand is something of others.
3238 When evil rises often the good are pushed aside, but upon the demise of evil, good always increases.
3239 When in doubt...go to sleep.
3240 When internal examination discovers nothing wrong, what is there to be anxious about, what is there to fear?
3241 When one door closes another door opens.
3242 When the people are more numerous, enrich them, once they are enriched, instruct them.
3243 When wearing comfortable shoes one forgets that they have feet.
3244 Where there is no wood, the fire goes out, so where there is no talebearer, the strife ceases.
3245 While you do not know life, how can you hope to know about death?
3246 Whoever boasts themselves of false gifts is like ominous clouds and wind with no rain.
3247 Will the impossible - accept the inevitable.
3248 Wisdom is more valuable than valuables and all things that can be desired hold no comparison.
3249 Wishes come true far too often.
3250 With coarse rice to eat, with water to drink, and my bended arm for a pillow, I still have joy in the midst of turmoil.
3251 With no counsel present the people will fall. With a multitude of counselors there is safety.
3252 Your pursuit of happiness will end when you stop pursuing it.
4000 Although there have been hardships in the past, your future now looks bright.
4001 Distant countries beacon to you now more than ever. Now is the time for travel.
4002 Executive ability is prominent in your make up.
4003 Good health will be yours for a long time.
4004 Good news will come to you.
4005 Although there have been hardships in the past, your future now looks bright.
4006 Distant countries beacon to you now more than ever. Now is the time for travel.
4007 Executive ability is prominent in your make up.
4008 Good health will be yours for a long time.
4009 Good news will come to you by e-mail.
4010 Good news will come to you by mail.
4011 Good news will come to you by telephone.
4012 Good news will come to you through a close friend.
4013 Happy events will take place shortly in your home.
4014 Hardships will be coming soon. It is best to prepare now.
4015 In your life, excitement is welcomed, now more than ever.
4016 Now is a good time to finish up old tasks.
4017 Now is not the time to wonder. You are needed at home.
4018 Now is the time to try something new.
4019 Outside pressure to change will cause your long held value system to strengthen.
4020 People like you because you are different, don't change.
4021 Soon you will be sitting on top of the world.
4022 Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
4023 You are a bundle of energy. Always on the go.
4024 You are a person of culture.
4025 You are a person of dignity.
4026 You are a person of respect.
4027 You are always welcome in any gathering.
4028 You are careful and systematic in your business arrangements.
4029 You are going to have a very comfortable old age.
4030 You are kind-hearted and hospitable, cheerful and well liked.
4031 You are needed elsewhere.
4032 You are next in line for a promotion.
4033 You are one of the people who 'goes places in life.'
4034 You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
4035 You display the wonderful traits of patience and understanding.
4036 You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
4037 You have a natural grace and a great consideration for others.
4038 You have a reputation for being straight-forward and honest.
4039 You have a strong desire for a home and your family comes first.
4040 You have a strong desire to travel abroad.
4041 You have an unusually magnetic personality.
4042 You will be a very successful in your next life.
4043 You will be awarded some great honor.
4044 You will be fortunate if you seize the opportunity.
4045 You will be fortunate in the opportunities presented to you.
4046 You will be loved by many in your old age.
4047 You will be unusually successful in business.
4048 You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
4049 You will have good luck in your business affairs.
4050 You will have good luck in your personal affairs.
4051 You will make a change for the better.
4052 You will soon be involved in many gatherings and parties.
4053 You will soon experience a change in pace.
4054 You will step on the soil of many countries.
4055 Your existence is enough to make at least one person happy.
4056 Your luck has been completely changed today.
4057 Your mentality is alert, practical and analytical.
4058 Your personality defines you.
4059 Your personality is so powerful it often frightens others away.
4060 Your wisdom spans many lifetimes.
4061 Be good to your friends.
4062 Life's a journey, not a destination.
4063 Youth is wasted on children.
4064 There's never time to do it right but there's always time to do it over.
4065 Don't forget to floss!
4066 Shun all that is material, unless it is a MoraffWare CD ROM.
4067 Enthusiasm is life-giving, but deadly if misguided.
4068 Every completion is a beginning as well.
4069 Everyone is a volume if you know how to read them.
4070 Dreams are merely ourselves convincing ourselves of our true selves.
4071 Eat healthy foods and exercise regularly.
4072 Listen not to the empty words of a jealous tongue.
4073 Listen not to the vain words of the empty tongue.
4074 Faithful are the wounds of a friend, but deceitful are the kisses of an enemy.
4075 Living is creative act in itself.
4076 For all, the attainment of sincerity is the path to virtue.
4077 Love involves respect for the time and space for all living beings.
4078 Getting out of the way and letting things happen is sometimes the best thing we can do.
4079 Giving others space, frees oneself in turn.
4080 Great thoughts come from the heart.
4081 Happiness is found only when you find yourself smiling.
4082 Human responsibility for the world begins and ends with oneself.
4083 Humans believe they are devils pretending to be angels when, in fact, the reverse is true.
4084 If there is any hope for the world it can only be found in small acts of personal kindness.
4085 Courage to set an example by word and deed is one of the best ways to bring about change.
4086 Denial only slows down the process of self-discovery.
4087 Discretion is the better part of valor.
4088 Do not do to others as you would not wish done unto yourself.
4089 Don't let friends impose on you. Work calmly and silently.
4090 If you pick the wrong path, backtrack and try a new one.
4091 In all things success depends on preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure.
4092 In order to recognize the taste of joy, one must suffer.
4093 Irritation is something done to oneself.
4094 It is the unexpected that usually happens.
4095 Keep your feet on the ground even though friends may flatter you.
4096 Laughter is the best medicine.
4097 Boast not oneself of tomorrow, for one knows not what a day may bring forth.
4098 Both action and thought have tremendous impact on our environment.
4099 Causality is but a collection of assumptions about sequential events.
4100 Caution is never cowardice.
4101 Life is habit-forming.
4102 Knowledge is power, but wisdom doesn't need power.
4103 Who wants to live forever?
4104 Innocence belongs to children, lovers, and the aged.
4105 Wisdom is more valuable than valuables and all things that can be desired hold no comparison.
4106 With coarse rice to eat, with water to drink, and my bended arm for a pillow, I still have joy in the midst of turmoil.
4107 Self discipline is a skill.
4108 Intelligence is learned.
4109 If you think you can't when you can, you won't. If you think you can when you can't, you just might!
4110 It is best if your future remains a mystery.
4111 Self worth can be found through mastery.
4112 Wishes come true far too often.
4113 The key to mastery is through your inner self.
4114 Wishes come true far too often.
4115 A bird caged too long may not wish to fly when released.
4116 A body at rest tends to stay at rest, while a body in motion tends to stay in motion.
4117 With no counsel present the people will fall. With a multitude of counselors there is safety.
4118 Your pursuit of happiness will end when you stop pursuing it.
4119 A fool's mouth is their own destruction and their lips are the snare of their soul.
4120 A wise person points out only the admirable qualities of all. A petty one does just the opposite.
4121 A gentle person, well studied in literature, and abiding by the rules of ritual, will not go very wrong.
4122 A kind word with forgiveness is better than charity followed by insult.
4123 Whoever boasts themselves of false gifts is like ominous clouds and wind with no rain.
4124 A merry heart does good like medicine, but a broken spirit dries the bones.
4125 A moment is only the sharing of the space and time in which we observe.
4126 A problem encountered is an opportunity granted.
4127 Will the impossible - accept the inevitable.
4128 A teacher should but teach the student to teach himself.
4129 A true ruler's wrath is as the roaring of a lion, but the favor must be as boisterous.
4130 A well trained horse isn't less exciting than a wild one.
4131 A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver.
4132 Acceptance is but a road to truth.
4133 Actions take less time to come true than wishes.
4134 Adults grow up to be children.
4135 Being overlooked can sometimes be a blessing.
4136 All, in time, does pass.
4137 An ideal world can only be created by idealistic people.
4138 Answer a fool according to their folly, lest they be wise in their own conceit.
4139 Answer not a fool according to their folly, lest you be like unto them.
4140 Anyone learning without thought is lost; anyone thinking but not learning is in peril.
4141 In life as in chess, small moves pave the way for big ones.
4142 As one plays on an instrument, the fate plays on us.
4143 As one that diligently seeks good procures favor, shall one who seeks mischief find it.
4144 Avert misunderstanding by calm poise and balance.
4145 Many illnesses are self-inflicted.
4146 Maturity does not exclude playfulness.
4147 Measure twice, cut once.
4148 Mental wounds heal far slower than physical.
4149 Morals are far more valuable than community instilled ethics.
4150 Most anger is only fear. Most depression is only anger.
4151 Never take anything too seriously.
4152 Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
4153 Not only should one recompense injury with justice, one must recompense kindness with kindness as well.
4154 Nothing is by chance, everything happens because it has to.
4155 Nothing is insignificant.
4156 Observe yourself living from time to time. It can be enlightening.
4157 On the stage of life a change of scene can further the action.
4158 One becomes poor when dealing with a slackened hand, but a diligent hand makes one rich.
4159 One of virtue will not seek to live at the expense of humanity and will die for the sake of humanity.
4160 One shouldn't bite off more than one can chew.
4161 One that deals in evil shall flee to their own doom, let none stand in their way.
4162 One that gathers in summer is wise, while one that sleeps in harvest is shameful.
4163 One that is void of wisdom despises the neighbor, but the one of understanding holds the former at peace.
4164 One who causes the righteous to go astray shall fall themselves into the same pit.
4165 One who does not heed their own history is doomed to the same downfalls.
4166 One who has been offended is harder to be won than a strong city.
4167 One who has no rule over one's own spirit is like a city that is broken down, and without walls.
4168 One who is poor and oppresses the poor is like a sweeping rain that leaves no food.
4169 One who is prudent sees the evil and hides oneself, while the simple pass on, and are punished.
4170 Only by pride does contention come, but with the well advised is wisdom.
4171 Only the fool despises wisdom and instruction.
4172 Our first and last love is self love.
4173 People generally shout at each other when they are far apart.
4174 Philosophy is just another way of confusing someone else.
4175 Quitting is not always a bad idea.
4176 Relinquishing power can be the most powerful thing that can be done.
4177 Riches and honors are what all desire; but if they cannot be obtained in the proper way, they should be let go.
4178 Say no to drugs.
4179 Seeing in the dark isn't done with one's eyes.
4180 Simply seeing is an act of creation.
4181 Sincerity is the end and beginning of things; without sincerity there would be nothing.
4182 Slothfulness casts one into a deep sleep, and an idle soul shall suffer hunger.
4183 Slow and steady wins the race.
4184 Smile and others will smile with you.
4185 Snowflakes aren't the only things that hold beauty in their diversity.
4186 Sometimes we must learn to ask for what is needed.
4187 Starting a fire is far easier than extinguishing one.
4188 Strange coincidences may be but the normal workings of the universe.
4189 Study the past, live in the present, prepare for the future.
4190 That all things do indeed pass is revealed when a child's sadness gives way to laughter.
4191 That which shatters the silence we call noise. That which enhances the silence we call music.
4192 The artist is but an instrument through which the universe unveils itself.
4193 The ego massage is undoubtedly a pleasant pastime, but hardly the most rewarding.
4194 The grass is always greener on the other side.
4195 The greatest battles are fought within oneself.
4196 The greatest gift one can give to another is to reveal oneself.
4197 The heart can be an enemy of the intellect.
4198 The heart is wiser than the intellect.
4199 The highest form of control is knowing when to let go.
4200 The insane are often simply the most perceptive.
4201 There is no power greater than the power of love.
4202 The key to happiness fits in a shiny new sports car.
4203 The lips of righteous feed many, but the lips of fools only eat.
4204 The meaning of life can be found in a can of alphabet soup.
4205 The merciful one does good to one's own soul, but one that is cruel troubles one's own.
4206 The mind of the superior one is conversant with virtue; the mind of the base one is conversant with gain.
4207 The more fictitious one's history becomes the more one is doomed to encounter one's true past.
4208 The most amazing place you will ever be in your life time is where you are each day.
4209 The most knowledgeable is rarely the wisest.
4210 The most rigid trees are the first to be snapped when wind blows.
4211 The naming of some things as important and others as unimportant is but a value judgment, a product of human ego.
4212 The one who digs the pit shall fall therein and the one that rolls a stone, it will return upon them.
4213 The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
4214 The present is where we live, yet we can never know it as well as our past.
4215 The realm of the unknown must always be respected.
4216 The road less traveled gets you helplessly lost.
4217 The road less traveled leads you nowhere.
4218 The rule is the exception.
4219 The sanctity of one's beliefs should be respected.
4220 The secret of life should not be known as then it would no longer be a secret.
4221 The secret to concentration is the acceptance of endless distractions.
4222 The simplest things in life are the most important.
4223 The sloth desire and have nothing, while the diligent shall be fat with wealth.
4224 The slothful one says, 'There is a lion in the way, a lion in the streets.'
4225 The speaker of lies reveals the secret, where the trustworthy never seem to know of such things.
4226 The superior one is modest in speech, but exceeds in actions.
4227 The true church is one's own heart.
4228 The unknown is not to feared, but to be known.
4229 The wisest is not always the most knowledgeable.
4230 The world is always ready to receive talent with open arms.
4231 There is always a place to be alone.
4232 There is always something smaller and always something bigger.
4233 There is human time and there is nature's time. We must plan our schedule around both.
4234 There will always be someone better, but there may not be anyone worse.
4235 Those who shun you need not be shunned, they have done it to themselves.
4236 To be content is to be enlightened.
4237 To give charity publicly is good, while anonymous giving awards one with divinity.
4238 To judge of others by what is ourselves is part of what limits humanity.
4239 To know wisdom and instruction is to perceive the words of understanding.
4240 To simply remain still may be humanities greatest challenge.
4241 To the insane the sane are insane, and vice-versa.
4242 To the sleeper, the waking life is recurring dream.
4243 Treasures of wickedness have no value.
4244 Understanding only begins with the act of perception.
4245 Virtue is not left to stand alone. One who practices it will have many neighbors.
4246 We see much, observe little, and perceive less.
4247 Wealth gained through vanity can only diminish, where wealth gained through labor will increase.
4248 What can we say with absolute certainty?
4249 While the wise demand is something of themselves, the unwise demand is something of others.
4400 The Earth is no fun without gravity!
4401 My cup spilleth over!
4402 It's all water over the bridge!
4403 My heart be still - well, almost still.
4404 I've been talking about me all evening. Now it's your turn. What do YOU think of me?
4405 Skier: One who pays an arm and a leg for the opportunity to break them.
4406 Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach teachers. Those who can't teach teachers go into politics. Those who can't do politics teach political science.
4407 Memory loss is one of the top ten signs of aging. I can't remember the other nine.
4408 Some say football is boring - the players are always lying on the ground. But it's how they get there that makes the game interesting.
4409 Confucius say: lovers in triangle not on square.
4410 Your pot of spaghetti boilith over.
4411 Traverse: To ski across a slope at an angle; one of two quick and simple methods of reducing speed. Tree: The other method.
4412 If you had a nickel for every time you said, 'If I had a nickel...' you'd have a lot of nickels!
4413 You are too paranoid, even though everyone really is out to get you.
4414 You may soon be the winner of $10,000,000! More likely, you are a figment of your computer's imagination!
4415 Anything that can go wrong will. Anything that can't go wrong, will still go wrong.
4416 To be or not to be...now that's a dumb question.
4417 One who runs behind a car gets exhausted.
4418 The chicken is only the egg's way of reproducing itself.
4419 War does not determine who's right, war only determines who's will be left to say they were right.
4420 A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks 'Why the long face?'
4421 Your cup tippith over.
4422 There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.
4423 The worm that sleeps in escapes the bird.
4424 A barber learns to shave by shaving fools.
4425 A penny saved is a penny soon spent.
4426 As welcome as water in one's shoes.
4427 Dogs wag their tails not so much in love to you as to your food.
4428 He is a fool who makes his doctor his heir.
4429 His butter is breaded on both sides.
4430 It is very hard to shave an egg.
4431 One hand washes the other, and both wash the face.
4432 Out of the fire and into the frying pan.
4433 People who live in stone houses should never throw glass.
4434 Promises and pie crusts are meant to be broken.
4435 Some are wise and some are otherwise.
4436 You may have a head but so does a pin.
4437 You can teach a new dog old tricks
4438 What's yours is mine and what's mine is my own.
4439 Two attorneys can live in a town where one cannot.
4440 Like looking for hay in a needle stack.
4441 No good deed goes unpunished!
4442 If you're feeling good, don't worry: you'll get over it.
4443 Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
4444 A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
4445 In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
4446 The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train!
4447 The more I practice, the luckier I get!
4448 If I can't double click on it, I don't want it.
4449 Never argue with a fool-people might not know the difference.
4800 Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. -JFK
4801 We have nothing to fear except fear itself! -FDR
4802 Always remember wherever you go... There you are! -Buckaroo Bonzai
4803 It's deja vu, all over again. - Yogi Berra
4804 I shall return. - General Douglas MacArthur
4805 Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon
4806 I'll be back. - Arnold Schwartzenegger
4807 We choose to do these and the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard! - John F. Kennedy
4808 It's never too late to be what you could have been. - George Eliot
4809 Change is the law. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F. Kennedy
4810 Small is the number of them that see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts. - Albert Einstein
4811 Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges
4812 Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others. - Winston Churchill
4813 Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. - Sigmund Freud
4814 A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who was the better lawyer. - Robert Frost
4815 The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James
4816 We may have all come to this country on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Dr. Tony Evans
4817 One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries. - A. A. Milne
4818 Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. - Douglas Adams
4819 What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
4820 I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated. - Poul Anderson
4821 If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. - Anonymous
4822 A toast to bread, for without bread, there could be no toast. - Anonymous
4823 A boy can learn a lot from a dog; obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.- Robert Benchley
4824 What happens to the hole when the Swiss cheese is gone? - Bertolt Brecht
4825 Never despair; but if you do, work on in despair. - Terence Mann
4826 When I was a young man I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. I didn't want to be a failure, so I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw
4827 Luck is the result of good planning. - Anonymous
4828 Sometimes I think we're alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we're not. In either case the idea is quite staggering. - Arthur C. Clarke
4829 Men will wrangle for religion, write for it, fight for it, die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton
4830 Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - T. H. Huxley
4831 Love your neighbor; yet don't pull down your hedge. - Ben Franklin
4832 One sign of maturity is the ability to be comfortable with people who are not like us. - Virgil A. Kraft
4833 Listening to both sides of a story will convince you that there is more to a story than both sides. - Frank Tyger
4834 Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone. - Pablo Picasso
4835 Things ain't what they used to be, and probably never was. - Will Rogers
4836 The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do. - Thomas Jefferson
4837 The most exhausting thing in life is being insincere. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
4838 Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits. - Thomas Edison
4839 I will permit no man to degrade my soul by making me hate him. - Booker T. Washington
4840 The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on. - Robert Bloch
4841 A baby is born with the need to be loved, and never out grows it. - Frank A. Clark
4842 A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter
4843 Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above them. - Washington Irving
4844 Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records. - William A. Ward
4845 To love what you do and feel that it matters--how could anything be more fun? - Katherine Graham
4846 The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that one is loved; loved for oneself, or better yet, loved despite oneself. - Victor Hugo
4847 Men are alike in their promises. It is only in their deeds that they differ. - Moliere
4848 You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him. - Leo Aikman
4849 Conquer yourself rather than the world. - Descartes
4850 The end must justify the means. - Matthew Prior
4851 We probably wouldn't worry about what people think about us if we could knew how seldom they do. - Olin Miller
4852 The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not smashing it. - Arnold H. Glasow
4853 Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble. - Ben Franklin
4854 When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. - Mae West
4855 The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright
4856 I'm the kind of woman that likes to enjoy herselves in peace. - Alice Walker 'The Temple of My Familiar'
4857 Thanks to the interstate highway system, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything. - Charles Kuralt
4858 What is it that makes a man willing to sit up on top of an enormous Roman Candle, such as a Redstone, Atlas, Titan or Saturn rocket, and wait for someone to light the fuse. - Tom Wolfe 'The Right Stuff'
4859 The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much. - Thornton Wilder 'The Skin of Our Teeth'
4860 The forests of America, however slighted by man, must have been a great delight to God, because they were the best he planted. - John Muir
4861 Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city. - George Burns
4862 Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C. Clarke
4863 Banks are a place that will lend you money, if you prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope
4864 The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. - George Bernard Shaw
4865 February, when the days of winter seem endless and no amount of wistful recollecting can bring back any air of summer. - Shirley Jackson 'Raising Demons'
4866 All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called 'Huckleberry Finn'. - Ernest Hemingway 'Green Hills of Africa'
4867 The best way to get to knowing any bunch of people is to go and listen to their music. - Woody Guthrie 'Woody Sez'
4868 History is the version of past event that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon
4869 Probable impossibilities are to be preferred to improbable possibilities. - Aristotle
4870 When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us. - Alexander Graham Bell
4871 If you don't know where you're going, you'll end somewhere else. - Lewis Carroll 'Alice in Wonderland'
4872 Reality is whatever refuses to go away when I stop believing in it. - Philip K. Dick
4873 The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G.K. Chesterton
4874 How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle 'The Sign of the Four'
4875 I think it's in my basement& Let me go upstairs and check. - M.C. Escher
4876 There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating. - Alfred Hitchcock
4877 If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. - Earl Wilson
4878 Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner
4879 Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
4880 Are you not ashamed of caring so much for the making of money and for fame and prestige, when you neither think nor care about wisdom and truth and the improvement of your soul? - Socrates
4881 Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
4882 When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West
4883 It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. - Dan Quayle
4884 Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. - Douglas Adams 'Last Chance to See'
4885 One of the saddest things is that the thing a man can do for eight hours a day, day after day, is work. You can't eat nor drink nor make love for eight hours a day. All you can do for eight hours is work. - William Faulkner
4886 When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra
4887 To a chemist, the thought of dirt doesn't exist. - Anton Chekhov
4888 A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say it just begins to live that day. - Emily Dickenson
4889 Flow with whatever is happening, let your mind be free. Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the ultimate. - Chuang Tzu
4890 I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope and that enables you to laugh at life's realities. - Dr. Seuss
4891 Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
4892 Life is like a dog-sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
4893 The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people. - G.K. Chesterton
4894 Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. - Oscar Wilde
4895 His house was perfect, whether you liked food, or sleep, or work, or story-telling, or singing, or just sitting and thinking, best, or a pleasant mixture of them all. J.R.R. Tolkien 'The Hobbit'
5200 The hurrier I go, the behinder I get!
5201 Youth is a gift from Nature; Age is a work of art.
5202 The early bird gets the worm.
5203 Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
5204 Wake up and smell the coffee.
5205 A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse.
5206 A penny saved is a penny earned.
5207 A fool and his money are soon parted.
5208 A good beginning makes a good ending.
5209 As clean as a whistle.
5210 Ask no questions and I'll tell you no lies.
5211 Birds of a feather flock together.
5212 Do not put all your eggs in one basket.
5213 His bite is worse than his bark.
5214 Last but not least, first but not most.
5215 Like mother, like daughter.
5216 Once shy, twice bitten.
5217 Out of the frying pan and into the fire.
5218 Rome was not built in a day.
5219 You can have your cake and eat it to.
5220 When the cat is away the mice will play.
5221 A bee in one's bonnet.
5222 To build castles in the air.
5223 Time lost cannot be won again.
5224 Ask and ye shall receive.
5225 Curiousity killed the cat.
5226 The idle hand is the Devil's playhouse.
5227 What goes up must come down.
5228 Do as I say, not as I do!
5229 When in doubt...go to sleep.
5230 When internal examination discovers nothing wrong, what is there to be anxious about, what is there to fear?
5231 When one door closes another door opens.
5232 When the people are more numerous, enrich them, once they are enriched, instruct them.
5233 When wearing comfortable shoes one forgets that they have feet.
5234 While you do not know life, how can you hope to know about death?
5235 A liar is not believed when he speaks the truth.
5236 Wise men make proverbs and fools repeat them.
5237 Nature does nothing in vain.
5238 Live and learn - Learn and live.
5239 If you want a thing well done, do it yourself.
5240 Thinking is very far from knowing.
5241 The soul is not where it lives but where it loves.
5242 The sea refuses no river.
5243 He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
5600 Now, live in a car or a can! I evil, won!
5601 Race card? Ah, had race car!
5602 Rate tar? Ah ha, rate tar!
5603 No race card? Ah, had race car on!
5604 Ere he bared a son, no sad era be here!
5605 On part, is it so Pam? I'm a post. Is it rap? No.
5606 Start on God's dog, not rats.
5607 Yer pets ate pate grated. A mama made target ape taste prey.
5608 Rise to vote, sir.
5609 Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic.
5610 Murder for a jar of red rum.
5611 Able was I ere I saw Elba.
5612 A man, a plan, a canal, panama.
5613 A Santa lived as a devil at NASA.
5614 Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna.
5615 Are we not drawn onward to new era?
5616 Dumb mobs bomb mud.
5617 Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age.
5618 Go hang a salami, doc. Note: I dissent, a fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod, I'm a lasagna hog.
5619 Golf? No sir, prefer prison flog.
5620 He won't, ah, wander, Edna. What now, eh?
5621 I madam, I made radio! So I dared. Am I mad? Am I?
5622 Lager, sir, is regal.
5623 Let O'Hara gain an inn in a niagara hotel.
5624 Ma is a nun, as I am.
5625 Ma is as selfless as I am.
5626 Madam, in Eden, I'm Adam.
5627 Man, Oprah's sharp on A.M!
5628 Marge lets Norah see Sharon's telegram.
5629 Niagara, O roar again.
5630 No, it is opposed, Art sees trade's opposition.
5631 No, it is opposition.
5632 No lemons, no melon.
5633 No, Mel Gibson is a casino's big lemon.
5634 No,misses ordered roses, Simon.
5635 No pet so tragic as a cigar to step on.
5636 No, sir, prefer prison.
5637 Nora, a raft! Is it far, Aaron?
5638 Norma is as selfless as I am, Ron.
5639 Now, Ned, I am a maiden nun. Ned, I am a maiden won.
5640 Ogre, flog a golfer! Go!
5641 Poor Dan is in a droop.
5642 Red rum, sir, is murder.
5643 Reviled did I live, said I, as evil I did deliver.
5644 Rot can rob a born actor.
5645 Snug & raw was I ere I saw war & guns.
5646 Star comedy by Democrats.
5647 Straw? No, too stupid a fad, I put soot on warts.
5648 Ten animals I slam in a net.
5649 To last, Carter retracts a lot.
5650 Too bad, I hid a boot.
5651 Was it a car or a cat I saw?
5652 Won't cat lovers revolt? Act now!
5653 Wonder if Sununu's fired now?
5654 Campus motto: Bottoms up, Mac.
6000 Hand my part now. Now part my hand.
6001 Fly to reason, no. So plane crash. You crash plane so, no reason to fly!
6002 Part the left sea, see now? See, sea left the part!
6003 See to Thy left, now. See now? See, now left Thy to see!
6004 Way long, a fly can reason with you. You, with reason, can fly a long way.
6005 You can eat worms on spit can't you. But, you can't spit on worms. Eat. Can you?
6006 You can't food eat, worms can. But can worms eat food? Can't you?
6007 Go to buy and eat, and buy to go.
6008 This in Fall will you have. Cozy and warm pillows. Warm and cozy, you will fall in this.
6009 Fall this far, go you alone. Because alone, you go far this Fall!
6010 Quicksand in sink? You made mess. Big mess made you sink in quicksand.
6011 You eat lobsters do you? Do lobsters eat you?
6012 Life is what shows you with love. Love with you shows what is life.
6013 Jim saved money for mom. For money saved Jim.
6014 Behind everyone, is why it is. Empty, is it? Why is everyone behind?
6015 Behind everyone, is why you are lonely. You're lonely, are you? Why is everyone behind?
6016 Hard rock sounds darn solid! Look, walls look solid. Darn! Sounds rock hard.
